Accio attention, Potterheads! Do you find yourself constantly snapping magical moments but struggling to pair them with spellbinding captions? Look no further than this post for bewitching Harry Potter-inspired quotes and creative captions that would make even Luna Lovegood proud.
Whether you’re a muggle or a wizard, I’ve concocted the perfect potion of Harry Potter caption inspiration to turn your Instagram posts from boring to beguiling. From laugh-out-loud funny Harry Potter puns to heart-melting romantic quotes for couples, leviosa your content above the rest with these wizard-approved captions.
Harry Potter captions for Instagram
- “Wingardium Leviosa” – Let this picture lift your mood.
- Mischievous as the Weasley twins.
- “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.”
- Butterbeer cheers to the weekend!
- “Mischief managed.”
- “I’ll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending I’m not there.”
- “It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.” – Albus Dumbledore
- “Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”
- “Not all wizards are wise.”
- “Always” – For the Snape fans.
- Quidditch broom emoji Out flying on the weekends.
- Butterbeer makes everything better.
- Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.
- “After all this time?” “Always.”
- “You’re a wizard, Harry.”
- Hermione is my spirit animal.
- Fantastic Feasts and Where to Find Them.
- Broom emoji Just sweeping through your feed!
- Expect this Post to Get Lots of Likes!
- “We must try not to sink beneath our anguish, Harry, but battle on.” – Albus Dumbledore
- Owl emoji Arrived by post from Hogwarts.
- “It is our choices that show what we truly are far more than our abilities.” – Dumbledore
- Avada This Picture is on Point!
- “Happiness is easy to achieve when surrounded by chocolate.”
- “You gotta stop thinking with your wand.” – Hermione to Ron
Funny Harry Potter captions for Instagram
- Just a wizard trying to ‘Espresso Patronum’ my way through Monday
- Not Slytherin… Okay, maybe just a little Slytherin
- When the Chamber of Secrets is just another name for my closet
- I tried to apparate into the weekend but pinched myself. Send help.
- You’re a wizard, Harry. Me: Well, you’re a camera, Canon, and together we make magic!
- Dumbledore’s Army? More like Dumbledore’s Party
- If you can’t handle me at my Dursley, you don’t deserve me at my Dumbledore
- The Marauder’s Map can’t even get me to adulthood, apparently
- I’m just here for the Snape chat
- Wingardium Levio saw that cake and I need a piece
- Sorting my laundry into ‘lights’ and ‘dark arts’
- Quidditch kicked me out for riding my broomstick backward… bummer
- Who needs Felix Felicis when I look this good? #LuckyMe
- Slytherin into your DMs like…
- When you’re a Gryffin’dork’ but you own it
- My love life’s like the Room of Requirement; it shows up when you least expect it
- I asked the Mirror of Erised what I wanted most… It showed me a pizza
- Got 99 problems but a snitch ain’t one
- Wait, this isn’t Hogwarts? Explains the weird looks in the grocery store aisle…
- I think my pizza just said ‘Diagonally’ and ended up in the wrong house
- Join me for a little ‘light’ reading. Lumos, there we go!
- Gillyweed: Because sometimes you need to escape underwater to avoid responsibilities
- What do you mean I can’t use floo powder to travel to Bali?
- Polyjuice Potion: for when you need to sneak out of bad dates
- Peeking into the fridge like it’s the Goblet of Fire and hoping for something magical
- I must not tell lies… but this filter is magic!
- Voldemort’s got nose problems, I’ve got Exams… We’ve all got issues here
- When you can’t find your car in the parking lot… Accio, Ford Anglia!
- Wands at the ready… to take the perfect selfie
- Is it just me or would Accio be the most useful spell for finding the TV remote?
Harry Potter captions for couples
- The boy who loved me.
- My heart will go on for this Potter fan.
- The Ron to my Hermione.
- You’re as cute as a pygmy puff.
- I must be under your love spell.
- Our love puts Amortentia to shame.
- We make cuter portraits than the Fat Lady.
- He caught the Snitch and my heart.
- My magical unicorn man.
- You’ll always be my Chosen One.
- Caught in his love magic at Hogwarts.
- Casting love charms together since [date].
- My fantastic Quidditch-playing beast.
- 10 points to my bf/gf for being awesome!
- Let’s have a butterbeer together.
- My Slytherin sweetheart.
- Love potion prepared. Your turn, Felix!
- Bewitched by my magical girl/boy.
- You make all the Dementors go away.
- Following my boy/girl anywhere – even to the Forbidden Forest!
- My cute partner in magical crime.
- Loved you from Platform 9 3/4.
- Being romantic over pumpkin juice.
- You’ll always be my prince, Potter.
- Caught the best Golden Snitch around!
- The finest witch/wizard I ever seen.
- My mischief maker.
- Wanna ride my broomstick?
- Lost in your 9 and 3/4 eyes.
- “Always” forever.
Clever Harry Potter captions
- Wingardium Lettosah – the spell that makes letters fly onto photos.
- Newt Scamander who? I only know Nifflers.
- In trouble? Take a turn and time this post!
- I wasn’t flying on a broom…I was levitating because of this pic.
- “After all this time?” “After scanning this caption for minutes!”
- Fantastic captions & where to find them.
- The platform is 9 3/4 and my likes are going up!
- Wand emoji Captionicus Cleverificus!
- When I saw this pic, I ran 9 and 3/4 miles per hour.
- Broom emoji Just sweeping in with a good caption.
- I must have taken Felix Felicis for this witty caption!
- Quill emoji Using my magic quill to write this caption.
- “Yer an Instagram wizard, Harry!”
- Hogwarts accepted my application for the best caption.
- Hermione thinks my caption’s spectacular!
- The caption wasn’t loading so I said Accio Great Words!
- Owl emoji This caption was nearly sent to Azkaban!
- Butterbeer wit beyond compare.
- My patronus is a deer caption.
- Snitch emoji Catchy captions catch the Snitch!
- Hippogriffs bowed to my brilliant caption skills.
- Sorted into Ravencaption House!
- Snape-level caption sorcery.
- My caption will make Voldemort split his soul 7 more times!
- McCleverpants – a legendary Instagram wizard.
- Hold the Thestrals…this caption is LIT!
- I caption therefore I am magical.
- Dobbys thinks Winky’s caption is a winner!
- Accio Ingenious Caption! waits
- Mimbulus Mimblecaption!
Harry Potter captions for pictures
- Just a muggle in a wizard’s world
- Sipping on some Butterbeer #HogsmeadeHappiness
- I solemnly swear that I am up to no good
- Finding my way through Diagon Alley
- When in doubt, go to the library #HermioneVibes
- Potions class was a brew-full experience
- Feeling like a seeker, searching for golden moments
- Alohomora: Unlocking Adventures
- Got my Hogwarts letter, be right back!
- The wand chooses the wizard
- Channeling my inner Luna Lovegood today
- Master has given Dobby a sock, Dobby is free! #SockSelfie
- Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home
- Accio fun times!
- Expecto Patronum! Banishing blues like a true wizard
- Quidditch captain in the making
- Rocking my house colors with pride
- Dumbledore’s Army, still recruiting!
- This is not Leviosa, it’s Levios-ah!
- Living in a magic-filled moment
- You say I’m a witch like it’s a bad thing
- Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure
- Yer a wizard, Instagram!
- Taking the Hogwarts Express out of reality
- Working on my Riddikulus spell to tackle Monday mornings
- Who needs a broomstick when you’ve got a scroll through Instagram?
- The Triwizard Tournament’s got nothing on my daily challenges!
- Trying to be the chosen ‘one’ in every selfie
- My patronus is a camera — capturing magical moments
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